CHAZ's definitions

bet

1980s. Meaning yes or I agree.

A: "So I'll meet you and then we'll hit the party."
B: "Bet."

A: "Yo, lend me $20; you can hold this bike I just found."
B: "No bet."

by Chaz June 3, 2004

slum

Poor quality, poor performance, not necessarily referring to poverty. A sad, destitute state. Evidence of decline (in quality)

That was such a slum performance by the band today.

I haven't gone to school for three days, and haven't done a drop of homework, i'm really slumming man.

by Chaz June 18, 2005

artificial sweetener

Sperm or Man juice. Also known as jiz.

She took a sip of my artificial sweetener.

by Chaz July 8, 2004

humberstone

A Humberstone, an absolute lad, a true leader among men, in the presence of a Humberstone one must get down on one knee and salute

Salute our God, Humberstone

by CHaZ October 4, 2015

mogre

A Fattius Maximus, or quijibo. Usually travels in packs (i.e. with a Grummis). Children are usually scared of it, and with good reason. His large hair contains many wonders, such a boogers, wax, and often resin. If seen, do not panic, much like a t-rex, if you do not move, it can not see you.

Oh shit, it's a mogre

by CHAZ February 18, 2004

your mum

1. The woman who gave birth to you
2. Attempted insult,or come back, normally from a townie , normally pathetic, normally not very insulting, normally making little or no sense.

1.... explains itself doesn't it?
2.
A)Townie: Are you Jack Osbourne?
Me: No, my name's Chaz
Townie: Your Mum's Jack Osbourne!
B) <townie is standing in middle of path so people cant get past, cos he's such a badass>
Me: can you get out the way please?
Townie: <leaving quickly> your mum for men!

by Chaz April 17, 2004