CHANDLER 's definitions

mamzer

mamzer is slang fo 'bastard'

"Josh, you are such a mamzer."

by Chandler December 10, 2003

cracker juice

a substance that can be extracted from pale face demons. Excess amounts of it are found in white foods, white music, and white media.

Micheal J: Hey Wayne Brady

Wayne B: Yeah

Micheal J: You're getting low on CJ, that mayo/pita bread sandwhich and diet pepsi wasnt enough

Wayne: Yeah you're right I should probably watch another episode of friends and put in some Barbara Streisand.

Micheal J: Fucking A dude... fucking a

by Chandler July 28, 2004

make things funnier

the process of intoxicating onself with any form of mood-altering or mind-expanding chemical.

dude, i am really bored and it's friday night. should we make things funnier?

by chandler April 13, 2004

Ruby Falls

A tourist trap halfway up Lookout Mountain, TN, which features a water-pumped waterfall which is only 79 feet tall, despite the company's claim that it is 150 feet tall, located deep inside a death-trap of a cave.

I have 13 dollars and an hour and a half to waste, so I am going to go to Ruby Falls.

by chandler April 11, 2004

Alabama

Alabama a nice state in the southeastern United States. It is not full of rednecks like some of these people say. And it also has one the greatest football programs ever. No not Auburn.

Sweet home Alabama...Roll Tide Roll!!!

by Chandler August 10, 2004

Holy mother fuckin shit kabobs on a bun

Something to say when a lab notebook is due soon and u have no time to do it.

AAAAAAAh my labnotebook is due and its 1:04 Holy mother fuckin shit kabobs on a bun!

by chandler December 1, 2002

buffalow hunting

a male pissing game in which the male urinates on a lage peice of toilet paper either in the toilet or in his hand...atempting to slice it in half.

hey pete watch me buffalow hunt!

by chandler May 9, 2004