CABAGE No2's definitions

illegal pharmacist

The proper term for drug dealers

Jeff: drug dealers are just illegal pharmacists
Jamal: what
Jeff: kidnapping is just a surprise adoption

by CABAGE No2 March 28, 2022

Denny Gorbzalez

He’s Denny Gorbzalez

He’s Denny Gorbzalez

by CABAGE No2 April 13, 2022

💦

It FUKING means rain, so SHUT UP!

It!s raining. 💦☔️

by CABAGE No2 April 25, 2022

Throw hands

What I do with all the extra parts in my basement

“Shut up or imma bout to throw hands!”
“Ok”
*hand noises*

by CABAGE No2 April 5, 2022

Conserious

A consistent state of seriousness, often mistaken for a shortened form of completely serious

"I've stolen thousands from the government and used that money to fund the construction of an artificial island."
"Dude are you being serious?"
"I'm being conserious."

by CABAGE No2 January 30, 2023

What

What in tar nation

Jeff “The nation of Tar has a city called What”
Jamal “What in Tar nation?”

by CABAGE No2 April 29, 2022

Dinky Gunky

The world’s most infamous ripoff of Danny Gonzalez

Dinky Gunky

by CABAGE No2 May 8, 2022