💦

It FUKING means rain, so SHUT UP!

It!s raining. 💦☔️

by CABAGE No2 April 25, 2022

Throw hands

What I do with all the extra parts in my basement

“Shut up or imma bout to throw hands!”
“Ok”
*hand noises*

by CABAGE No2 April 05, 2022

illegal pharmacist

The proper term for drug dealers

Jeff: drug dealers are just illegal pharmacists
Jamal: what
Jeff: kidnapping is just a surprise adoption

by CABAGE No2 March 28, 2022

I kid, you not

What a kid says to an adult

Adult: Hey man!

Kid: I kid, you not

by CABAGE No2 March 29, 2022

Taking out the trash

What a girl says she’s gonna do when she asks me out

Me: so what are you doing tomorrow?
Girl: Nothing, just taking out the trash
Me: *gasp* :)

by CABAGE No2 April 02, 2022

Ten Nautical Miles

The amount of distance that is tolerable to mention Boku no Pico from me or any sane person on this fricking planet

Person 1: I watch boku no pico

Me: do not mention that within ten nautical miles of me

by CABAGE No2 April 25, 2022

Ditzy Gaakey

The internet’s most notorious ripoff of Diggy Gorgonzola

Ditzy gaakey is just as cool as diggy Gorgonzola

by CABAGE No2 March 29, 2022