I kid, you not

What a kid says to an adult

Adult: Hey man!

Kid: I kid, you not

by CABAGE No2 March 29, 2022

Atramentous

Black as ink; inky

That random well of ink that randomly appeared in your living room is atramentous. Does it have an end?

by CABAGE No2 March 28, 2022

Taking out the trash

What a girl says she’s gonna do when she asks me out

Me: so what are you doing tomorrow?
Girl: Nothing, just taking out the trash
Me: *gasp* :)

by CABAGE No2 April 03, 2022

Autosexual

A fun way of saying narcissist

I’m autosexual

by CABAGE No2 April 14, 2022

Diggy Gorgonzola

The internet’s most notorious ripoff of Danny Gonzalez

Diggy Gorgonzola is just as cool as Danny Gonzalez

by CABAGE No2 March 28, 2022

Throw hands

What I do with all the extra parts in my basement

“Shut up or imma bout to throw hands!”
“Ok”
*hand noises*

by CABAGE No2 April 05, 2022

Ten Nautical Miles

The amount of distance that is tolerable to mention Boku no Pico from me or any sane person on this fricking planet

Person 1: I watch boku no pico

Me: do not mention that within ten nautical miles of me

by CABAGE No2 April 25, 2022