Definitions by CABAGE No2

Taking out the trash 

What a girl says she’s gonna do when she asks me out

Me: so what are you doing tomorrow?
Girl: Nothing, just taking out the trash
Me: *gasp* :)

Taking out the trash by CABAGE No2 April 2, 2022

I kid, you not 

What a kid says to an adult

Adult: Hey man!

Kid: I kid, you not

I kid, you not by CABAGE No2 March 29, 2022

Miles Eggworth 

The greatest proseggcutor of all time (besides maybe godeggt)

Person 1: Have you played the game Eggs Eggttorney?

Person 2: Yeah, Miles Eggworth is so cool

Miles Eggworth by CABAGE No2 March 29, 2022

Ditzy Gaakey

The internet’s most notorious ripoff of Diggy Gorgonzola

Ditzy gaakey is just as cool as diggy Gorgonzola

Ditzy Gaakey by CABAGE No2 March 29, 2022

Atramentous 

Black as ink; inky

That random well of ink that randomly appeared in your living room is atramentous. Does it have an end?

Atramentous by CABAGE No2 March 28, 2022

illegal pharmacist 

The proper term for drug dealers

Jeff: drug dealers are just illegal pharmacists
Jamal: what
Jeff: kidnapping is just a surprise adoption

illegal pharmacist by CABAGE No2 March 28, 2022

Diggy Gorgonzola 

The internet’s most notorious ripoff of Danny Gonzalez

Diggy Gorgonzola is just as cool as Danny Gonzalez

Diggy Gorgonzola by CABAGE No2 March 28, 2022