C. Wright's definitions

Tissue Issue

A human resource issue when someone is whining and a mock tissue to wipe the eye is necessary.

Also a human resource issue involving people rather than equipment or processes.

Are you whining? This sounds like a tissue issue.

We've got another tissue issue, the warehouse crew is bitching again.

by C. Wright May 10, 2005

Scrolly-Rolly

A young woman (13-16 yrs.) who is indescribably unatractive. Used for that range of ugliness previously defying description. May be used as base of personal pronoun representing a distinct person Scrolly-Rolly Ying Yang.

I was in the band room and saw Clint holding hands with Scrolly-Rolly Ying Yang.

by C. Wright May 10, 2005