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bookie

Pronounced (boo-key); This is a person of Middle Eastern or Indian descent. They are so called, b/c when they speak, all it sounds like they are saying is bookie bookie bookie.
Hey man do you wanna go get a Slurpee from the store?
Yeah I'd love to, but I can't understand that smeely bookie behind the counter.
by C. Dub November 7, 2006
mugGet the bookiemug.

chalupasi

The plural form of the singular noun "chalupa".
Person 1: "Damn son, I'm so howngry. I think the border might be callin'."
Person 2: "Yeah aight. I says we go get a border bowl and a couple chalupasi."
by C. Dub November 7, 2006
mugGet the chalupasimug.

Océ

The most worthless, unreliable, faulty, electrostatic digital printers known to man kind. Not worth the metal out of which they are fabricated. Manufactured in the Netherlands, it seems as though the workers who make these ridiculous trash heaps are stoned out of their minds whilst attempting to make them. They are easily recognizable by their Cannibas sativa hue.
Noob: "Hey man, we have another fun-filled day of reprography ahead of us."
Manager: "Yep well fire-up the ol' Océ."
Noob: "Hot diggity dawg, I'd love to except I ganked the blinky thing."
by C. Dub November 7, 2006
mugGet the Océmug.

Douchey McDouchester

This is the king of all douche bags. A perfect waste of space and human life. They can often be seen driving a Honda Civic(Toyota Corolla, Tercel, etc.) with an annoyingly loud muffler on the back. This person usually will talk a lot of shit, be very skinny, white (whilst wishing he were black or Latino), wear very baggy clothing, and try to talk like a gangster. This term can be used universally by all to example anyone who exhibits douche-like qualities.
Nick Carter's little brother should be named Douchey McDouchester as he exhibits all of the qualities listed above. This is also a derivation of Douchey McDouchems.
by C. Dub November 7, 2006
mugGet the Douchey McDouchestermug.

occulus reparo

A magical spell which is used in the reparation of spectacles. This is the first spell performed by Hermione Granger in the popular Harry Potter books/movies.
Harry: "Fuck me Ron. I just broke my Goddamn glasses."
Ron: "Hang on a minute, and I'll go get that cooz Hermione."
Hermione: "Oh Harry. It looks like you broke your glasses. If I fix them, can I get bratwurst in my fun bucket."
Harry: "You bet your sweet ass."
Hermione: "OK. Here goes. Occulus reparo. See good as new. "
by C. Dub November 7, 2006
mugGet the occulus reparomug.

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