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Definitions by C-Mills

Political Science 

The study of manipulating sheep to get votes
Political science represents the pinnacle of complete and utter bullshit
Political Science by C-Mills March 26, 2008

john paul jones 

The multi-talented "fourth member" of Led Zeppelin. Jones was mostly a bassist, but has played many stringed instruments and keyboards and has worked with dozens of bands.

Can be used to refer to any highly-talented individual who is forgotten among legendary peers.
"Who were the members of Led Zeppelin?"
"Jimmy Page, Robert Plant, John Bonham...fuck, I forgot the other guy..."

Earle Combs played next to Ruth and Gehrig for the Yankees of the '20s and '30s. He hit .325 in his career yet is forgotten by all but the most dedicated fans; he was the John Paul Jones of the team.
john paul jones by C-Mills February 26, 2008

diplomacy 

The act of telling someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.
Typical U.S. diplomacy:

"Yeah, we've just killed 200,000 innocent civilians, but you gotta break a few eggs to make an omelet, right?
diplomacy by C-Mills February 22, 2008

dane cook 

Observational comedian who makes the most mundane (no pun intended) aspects of life hilarious. He talks about stuff we can all relate to, so he doesn't have to offend anyone to be funny (except maybe for prude assholes who don't like the F-word).

Unfortunately, a lot of Dane's fans are idiots who probably have never listened to other excellent comedians like Lewis Black or Ben Bailey...but that doesn't take away from his greatness.
"THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE HIGHLANDER! TIRES CANNOT DEFEAT ME!"

"Fucken door! I don't like to be in a perfect square when I shit!"

Dane Cook is a Red Sox fan...Hey, nobody's perfect...
dane cook by C-Mills January 18, 2008

mind of mencia 

Comedy Central's replacement for "Chappelle's Show" after its unexpected ending.

Carlos Mencia constantly makes fun of the same things on his show: "beaners", "wetbacks", other minorities, white people, and lazy people.

He relies on "shock value" to be funny, but that wears off after a few episodes, when you realize it's the same shit over and over again, the topic is getting tired, and that Mencia has no talent.

Dave Chappelle, like Mencia, was a one-trick pony (on his show and in his stand-up), but he could pull it off because he told it like it was and had wit, charisma, and a good delivery. Mencia, on the other hand, is a phony with no comedic talent; therefore, he sucks.
Mind of Mencia: Once you've seen one episode, you've seen 'em all.
mind of mencia by C-Mills January 18, 2008
Head On. Apply directly to the forehead. Head On. Apply directly to the forehead.

"Goddamn...If I watch this commercial enough times, I'm gonna NEED some Head On..."
head on by C-Mills January 9, 2008

billy martin

Manager for the New York Yankees, 1975-78, 1979, 1983, 1985, 1988. One of the best managers ever because of his fiery temper, take-no-prisoners approach, and fights with the Boss. Died tragically in a car crash on December 25th, 1989.

NOT the guitarist for Good Charlotte.
wtf, every definition of billy martin on here is about good charlotte...if the original billy martin were alive today he would kick this other billy's pansy ass
billy martin by C-Mills September 25, 2007