theory of a deadman

Seriously. I can't tell the difference between Theory of a Deadman and Nickelback. What the fuck is with all these shitty rock bands that sound like each other?
by C-Mills January 21, 2010
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Labatt Yellow

The result of drinking vast amounts of Labatt Blue
I got bombed off Labatt Blue; a couple cigarettes and a little while later, it became Labatt Yellow and spewed forth from my piehole.
by C-Mills July 25, 2007
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Political Science

The study of manipulating sheep to get votes
Political science represents the pinnacle of complete and utter bullshit
by C-Mills March 26, 2008
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john paul jones

The multi-talented "fourth member" of Led Zeppelin. Jones was mostly a bassist, but has played many stringed instruments and keyboards and has worked with dozens of bands.

Can be used to refer to any highly-talented individual who is forgotten among legendary peers.
"Who were the members of Led Zeppelin?"
"Jimmy Page, Robert Plant, John Bonham...fuck, I forgot the other guy..."

Earle Combs played next to Ruth and Gehrig for the Yankees of the '20s and '30s. He hit .325 in his career yet is forgotten by all but the most dedicated fans; he was the John Paul Jones of the team.
by C-Mills February 26, 2008
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Pittsburgh Suicide

The act of walking through Pittsburgh while wearing a Neil O'Donnell jersey
"An unidentified man was found dead outside Primanti Bros. this morning...He was wearing acid-wash jeans and a black Neil O'Donnell jersey, which suggests this was the fourth successful case of Pittsburgh Suicide this week...Found near the body were a white male resembling Brett Keisel and a black male resembling LaMarr Woodley; neither have been questioned."
by C-Mills December 07, 2011
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diplomacy

The act of telling someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.
Typical U.S. diplomacy:

"Yeah, we've just killed 200,000 innocent civilians, but you gotta break a few eggs to make an omelet, right?
by C-Mills February 22, 2008
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reliant k

Car made by Chrysler in the 1980's. Not to be confused with the band, Relient K.
She listened to Relient K while driving her Reliant K.
by C-Mills May 30, 2007
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