C-El, Esq's definitions

live, laugh, love

A garbage mantra typically found on cheap wine glasses, which indicate a lady of a certain age is abusing klonopin and ok with anal.

"Carol's new live, laugh, love coffee mug did not have nearly enough bluebirds or wildflowers on it. LOLs."

by C-El, Esq August 22, 2017

Shaftow

A gentleman's dick pic; the suggestion of boner without showing skin.

I was really impressed by the tasteful shaftow he sent when he wore grey sweatpants.

by C-El, Esq March 10, 2019

Ranch

(adj.) A girl who is stereotypically Midwestern in a trashy way.

When I saw she had spilled Fireball down the front of her Pink Cardinals shirt, then heard her scream 'whoooooooo,' I knew she was super ranch.

by C-El, Esq May 2, 2016