Definitions by C-El, Esq

Shaftow

A gentleman's dick pic; the suggestion of boner without showing skin.

I was really impressed by the tasteful shaftow he sent when he wore grey sweatpants.

Shaftow by C-El, Esq March 10, 2019

live, laugh, love 

A garbage mantra typically found on cheap wine glasses, which indicate a lady of a certain age is abusing klonopin and ok with anal.

"Carol's new live, laugh, love coffee mug did not have nearly enough bluebirds or wildflowers on it. LOLs."

live, laugh, love by C-El, Esq August 22, 2017

Ranch 

(adj.) A girl who is stereotypically Midwestern in a trashy way.

When I saw she had spilled Fireball down the front of her Pink Cardinals shirt, then heard her scream 'whoooooooo,' I knew she was super ranch.

Ranch by C-El, Esq May 2, 2016