Church-Bell

Church-Bell is a Victorian slang phrase originally used to reference talkative women. Though slightly sexist at the time, the term usually now covers all genders.
“Your wife is a real church-bell when it comes to badminton.”
“So what? You're a real church-bell when it comes to knock-off pizzas and pirated movies, but you don't see me complaining.”
by C L G January 31, 2021
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White Sign

When two people sign a document and both parties benefit from it's contents.
"Joe. I'm glad we could do business. This is such a White Sign situation. This one is actually helping both of us!"
"I know. I think this is going to be a long and happy working relationship."
by C L G September 21, 2017
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Know Your Onions

A glorious piece of 1920s slang, to know your onions is to know what's going on.
PERSON 1 “How come you know about my new job at McDonald's?”
PERSON 2 “I make it my business to know what's going on.”
PERSON 1 “Wow, you really do know your onions.”
by C L G July 04, 2021
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Alkali Shake

Any beverage mixed with any drugs (prescription or illegal). These are normally very illegal and deeply frowned upon by society, but they are hugely popular.
"What can I get you lads today?!"
"What Alkali Shakes you got tonight, Daz?"
"Any and all. But watch out for the Police!"
by C L G June 28, 2018
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1WD

1 Wheel Drive. When a 4WD (a car with 4 wheels) gets 3 burst tyres.
"NO! DAMNNNN!!! THAT'S THE THIRD TYRE GONE!"
"Hehe.. Sugarnut.. Now we have a 1WD!"
by C L G May 08, 2018
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Hospitowl

A Hospital for birds. Can also be slang for a Hospital for female patients, due to bird being a female term in popular culture.
"Sharon, do you like parrots? Because you look like you'd enjoy a cockatoo!"
"My cockatoo is dying, you sick pervert!"
"Soz, Shaz. Want me to drive it to the Hospitowl?"
"Ok! I love you! My hero!"
by C L G May 08, 2018
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Wafflefairy

A Wafflefairy is somebody who's extremely loud and irritating, often tormenting you in small but annoying ways.
“I'm never babysitting for them again. Their kid is such a Wafflefairy!”
by C L G June 30, 2020
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