Definitions by But Sects
Tuna Flopped
Similiar to getting catfished or catfishing. Getting tuna flopped is when you meet someone online for the purposes of sex or romance but the other party’s intent is solely to rob you or do something else nefarious to you, usually when you’re in a compromising position. Similiar to fishing when the fish is baited and pulled out of the water and is then flopping around on the deck while the fishermen high five.
Bob got tuna flopped last night when he met a girl online and she stole his wallet while he was in the shower.
The hooker I met in vegas tuna flopped me when we got back to the room and her pimp was waiting for us in the closet with a bat.
Got tuna flopped last night when my date stole my car after I fell asleep.
The hooker I met in vegas tuna flopped me when we got back to the room and her pimp was waiting for us in the closet with a bat.
Got tuna flopped last night when my date stole my car after I fell asleep.
Tuna Flopped by But Sects November 29, 2024
Plymouth Rock
The first shit you take after a large holiday meal such as thanksgiving. Usually unpleasant due to overeating and the volume of food digested in a short period of time. A hard and concentrated amalgumation of holiday foods that may be difficult to expel.
“Im gonna use the bathroom in the basement, I got a plymouth rock from all grandma’s cooking I need to push out and it may be awhile.”
“Let’s hurry up and checkout of our hotel room. I clogged the toilet with a plymouth rock.”
“We’re gonna need an enema for the patient in room 5, they went to the buffet for christmas and need to deliver a plymouth rock.”
“Let’s hurry up and checkout of our hotel room. I clogged the toilet with a plymouth rock.”
“We’re gonna need an enema for the patient in room 5, they went to the buffet for christmas and need to deliver a plymouth rock.”
Plymouth Rock by But Sects March 24, 2024
Popcornussy
A novelty popcorn bucket or container used by theater chains to promote the release of a new movie that can be viewed as sexually suggestive and imagined as masturbation aids.
“Who needs a date when you have the Dune popcornussy? Gonna tame that sandworm like Timothee Chalamet.”
“Yo, put some extra butter in my Ghostbusters popcornussy. Slimer really chafed me last time.”
“Can’t wait to see what the popcornussy for the new Shrek movie looks like.”
“Yo, put some extra butter in my Ghostbusters popcornussy. Slimer really chafed me last time.”
“Can’t wait to see what the popcornussy for the new Shrek movie looks like.”
Popcornussy by But Sects March 24, 2024
Plymouth Rock
The first shit you take after digesting Thanksgiving dinner. Usually very dense due to overeating, bordering on a blockage either due to size or consistency, (see: ‘mustard plug’) which prompts a gastrointestinal journey of epic proportions whilst trying to expel. The panic and fright felt during the initial urge to go is akin to the uncertainty the voyagers of the Mayflower must have felt before spotting land. Once the amalgamation of turkey, ham, stuffing etc begins to pass the event horizon of the anus, hope is restored, just like the settlers had when they finally reached the promised land.
“This year I’m thankful I made it to the bathroom on time to drop a plymouth rock.”
“Bob destroyed the toilet with his Plymouth Rock on black friday.”
“I Clogged the toilet at the hotel after Thanksgiving and just left it for the maids. They didn’t land on Plymouth Rock; my Plymouth Rock landed on them.”
“Bob destroyed the toilet with his Plymouth Rock on black friday.”
“I Clogged the toilet at the hotel after Thanksgiving and just left it for the maids. They didn’t land on Plymouth Rock; my Plymouth Rock landed on them.”
Plymouth Rock by But Sects November 22, 2023
Red Velvet Challenge
When you eat some cake, cookies or other pastries flavored with red velvet and then after digestion have to determine if you’re expieriencing anal bleeding or it’s just the red velvet. The time between consumption and expulsion usually prompts a momentary period of panic during a shit before you remember your poo is red because of something you ate rather than a serious hemorrhage.
This whole wedding party gonna be taking the Red Velvet Challenge in about 18-24 hrs.
It’s always funny taking the Red Velvet Challenge because I always forget until I wipe and think my asshole is bleeding. After about three seconds of panic I remember what I ate, chuckle, and think “damn, tricked myself again!”
Grandma called the ambulance last night cause she thought she prolapsed her rectum again. Little does she know my baking made her a contestant in the red velvet challenge
It’s always funny taking the Red Velvet Challenge because I always forget until I wipe and think my asshole is bleeding. After about three seconds of panic I remember what I ate, chuckle, and think “damn, tricked myself again!”
Grandma called the ambulance last night cause she thought she prolapsed her rectum again. Little does she know my baking made her a contestant in the red velvet challenge
Red Velvet Challenge by But Sects September 3, 2023
Peanut Butter Knife
The knife you used to make a peanut butter sandwhich that you set near the sink, because you’re not sure if you’re done using it. Can be used metaphorically to refer to something else.
•“Hey don’t do dishes, my peanut butter knife is by the sink. I might be hungry later.”
•“If you don’t want to be friends with her again why don’t you just deny her friend request?”
“Well, I might want to sleep with her again at some point sooo, lol. *shrug* She’s my peanut butter knife.”
“I made sure to leave on good terms with my old job in case I need them to be my peanut butter knife next summer.”
•“If you don’t want to be friends with her again why don’t you just deny her friend request?”
“Well, I might want to sleep with her again at some point sooo, lol. *shrug* She’s my peanut butter knife.”
“I made sure to leave on good terms with my old job in case I need them to be my peanut butter knife next summer.”
Peanut Butter Knife by But Sects June 14, 2021
Quaranteened
When an adult starts acting in a juvenile manner on par with a teenager because of lockdown or quarantine, either out of boredom or lack of accountability.
“Did you see Steve is on TikTok now doing all these stupid dances with the zoomers? Looks like he got quaranteened hard.”
“Since the lockdown, all I do is eat junk food and watch tv. I haven’t showered in a week and the dishes in my sink have been there even longer. Love being quaranteened.”
“My husband is happy being quaranteened; playing Fortnite and CoD all day while I’m at my ‘essential’ job.”
“Since the lockdown, all I do is eat junk food and watch tv. I haven’t showered in a week and the dishes in my sink have been there even longer. Love being quaranteened.”
“My husband is happy being quaranteened; playing Fortnite and CoD all day while I’m at my ‘essential’ job.”
Quaranteened by But Sects July 17, 2020