Polly waffle

A piece of shit about 6 inches long. Named after the brand of a chocolate bar which looks just like it.

i just dropped a big greasy polly waffle into the can.

by Busted Hyman July 05, 2006

the snip

Another word, of Australian origin, for 'vasectomy'.

The wife and I don't want any more kids, so I went to the doctor and had the snip.

by Busted Hyman July 05, 2006

show me where the axe hit

The entrance to the human vagina. In reference to the similarity of the shape of an axe wound and the appearance of the opening of a woman's cunt.

Amanda was the first girl to show me where the axe hit her.

by Busted Hyman July 05, 2006

david furnish

Also known as Mrs Elton John. In late 2005, Ms David Furnish vowed, in a civil union (or faggot's marriage), only to exchange bodily fluids with Sir Elton for the rest of her life. Presumably, Sir Elton will similarly only sodomise David's ass or inject copious amounts of semen into David's gargling throat and no one else's til one of them dies from HIV, severely chapped lips, a prolapsed rectum or an over-inflammed hemorroid.

As part of his marital obligations, David Furnish takes Sir Elton's cock into his sloppy old arse on a regular basis.

by Busted Hyman July 06, 2006

Busted Hyman

A good sign that a female human being is no longer a virgin. This is because the hyman (or more correctly 'hymen') is broken or busted at first penetration by a penis or similar object.

That girl's a big slut. She would have a busted hyman for sure.

by Busted Hyman July 06, 2006

Vinegar Stroke

The point during sexual intercourse where a man is irreversibly about to blow his load. The very worst time to have to cease coitus in an emergency.

Shit! I was on the vinegar stroke when Julie's dad burst through the door.

by Busted Hyman July 09, 2006

braille

Language spoken by severely drunk people.

Peter was so blind last night, he was speaking braille.

by Busted Hyman July 05, 2006