Pansexual.

When you realize: Guys are hot. So are girls. And nonbinary creatures. And any other genders. Basically you’re attracted to every gender. EXCEPT PANS. WE DON’T FUCK PANS GOD DAMMIT!

Girl: Hey. I like you.
Boy: Oh. I thought you’re a lesbian??
Girl: The fuck? I’m Pansexual.

by Burnt Toast :| June 13, 2024

pansexual

When you realize “wait a fucking minute that guy is hot, but so is that girl, and also that nonbinary creature. HOLY FUCK AND SO ARE THEY!” Yeah basically you just like all genders. NOT PANS THOUGH. WE DON’T FUCK PANS.

Girl: Hey. I like you.
Boy: Oh! I thought you like girls though?
Girl: The fuck? I’m pansexual.

by Burnt Toast :| June 13, 2024

Flabbergasted

A word to show how shocked you are, also great for describing things in a funny way.

I was flabbergasted by that weird hippopotamus!

by Burnt Toast :| November 1, 2023

Pansexual

When you realize “wait a fucking minute that guy is hot, but so is that girl, and also that nonbinary creature. HOLY FUCK AND SO ARE THEY!” Yeah basically you just like all genders. NOT PANS THOUGH. WE DON’T FUCK PANS.

Girl: Hey. I like you.
Boy: Oh! I thought you like girls though?
Girl: The fuck? I’m pansexual.

by Burnt Toast :| June 13, 2024

Dorothy

A fine lady mostly kind but can be brutal at her points. She most likely has siblings who are rude but she cares for them but wouldn’t give them a kidney.

Why yes, my name is Dorothy.

by Burnt Toast :| October 22, 2023