Definitions by Burnt Biscuit

rusty trombone 

1. Act of squatting behind a male and performing annilingus while also performing hand stimulation on same male's penis.

2. a brass wind instrument operated by moving a slide to create differences in pitch that has iron oxide on its surface usually from prolonged exposure to moisture.

Suze Q gave Herman a rusty trombone while he was playing his rusty trombone.

rusty trombone by Burnt Biscuit July 24, 2008

floppy cock 

A derrogatory name given to the University of Tennessee's fight song, "rocky top".

Floppy cock you'll always be
home sweet home to me
Good ole floppy cock, floppy cock Tennessee!

floppy cock by Burnt Biscuit December 28, 2005

plant brown carrots 

Funny way to describe bowel movements.

About an hour after I ate turkey, I went upstairs to plant brown carrots.

plant brown carrots by Burnt Biscuit December 28, 2005