plant brown carrots

Funny way to describe bowel movements.
About an hour after I ate turkey, I went upstairs to plant brown carrots.
by Burnt Biscuit December 28, 2005
mugGet the plant brown carrotsmug.

floppy cock

A derrogatory name given to the University of Tennessee's fight song, "rocky top".
Floppy cock you'll always be
home sweet home to me
Good ole floppy cock, floppy cock Tennessee!
by Burnt Biscuit December 28, 2005
mugGet the floppy cockmug.

rusty trombone

1. Act of squatting behind a male and performing annilingus while also performing hand stimulation on same male's penis.

2. a brass wind instrument operated by moving a slide to create differences in pitch that has iron oxide on its surface usually from prolonged exposure to moisture.
Suze Q gave Herman a rusty trombone while he was playing his rusty trombone.
by Burnt Biscuit July 24, 2008
mugGet the rusty trombonemug.

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