Definitions by Bum Stigity Bum

chicken wangs

deep fried rooster penises, slathered in buffalo sauce, then dipped in a creamy fromage de bleu

-Hey, want some chicken wangs?
-What, are you from Alabama all of a sudden?
-No, I just want to eat rooster dicks.

chicken wangs by Bum Stigity Bum February 13, 2010

diarretard

Someone who has shit their brains out.

-Is Justin still on the bowl?
-Yeah, and he's unresponsive.
-Maybe he's finally gone full diarretard.

diarretard by Bum Stigity Bum February 13, 2010

whorilla 

A lady of the night with a burly physical appearance, usually covered in hair. Just a hideous specimen.

-I've got dick drippins again.
-Whorin' it up last night?
-Dude, I balled a whorilla.
-Good God man, you're beyond help.

whorilla by Bum Stigity Bum February 13, 2010

shoot the fair one 

hand to hand combat, free of weapons our outside influence (your friends jumping in); a fair fight

"Put the gun down, be a man and let's shoot the fair one."

shoot the fair one by Bum Stigity Bum February 10, 2010