shoot the fair one

hand to hand combat, free of weapons our outside influence (your friends jumping in); a fair fight

"Put the gun down, be a man and let's shoot the fair one."

by Bum Stigity Bum February 10, 2010

D'ove

Homer Simpson's soap of choice.

Where'd i put that bar of....D'ove! (hits head on shower faucet)

by Bum Stigity Bum February 13, 2010

Santa Anus Winds

What you call it when you sit on the bowl and just fart for 15-30 seconds. Comparable to the hot dry easterly winds that blow off the Pacific into Southern California in late fall.

-Man I really thought I had to dump out, but I just blew ass on the bowl for like half a minute.
-Oh, sounds like the Santa Anus Winds are blowing through.

by Bum Stigity Bum November 29, 2010

diarretard

Someone who has shit their brains out.

-Is Justin still on the bowl?
-Yeah, and he's unresponsive.
-Maybe he's finally gone full diarretard.

by Bum Stigity Bum February 13, 2010