Bum Stigity Bum's definitions

Milwaukee Talkie

The primary means of communication in Milwaukee Wisconsin.

-Phones are down again.
-How are we supposed to call Fran?
-Duh, use the Milwaukee Talkie.

by Bum Stigity Bum February 23, 2011

Santa Anus Winds

What you call it when you sit on the bowl and just fart for 15-30 seconds. Comparable to the hot dry easterly winds that blow off the Pacific into Southern California in late fall.

-Man I really thought I had to dump out, but I just blew ass on the bowl for like half a minute.
-Oh, sounds like the Santa Anus Winds are blowing through.

by Bum Stigity Bum November 29, 2010

road sheath

a sock you beat off into while driving

-honey, whats this one sock doing on the backseat of your car?
-oh, that's just my road sheath, you should put it down now.

by Bum Stigity Bum December 3, 2010

D'ove

Homer Simpson's soap of choice.

Where'd i put that bar of....D'ove! (hits head on shower faucet)

by Bum Stigity Bum February 13, 2010