brather

(brah-thur) He's your brother AND your father.

Ex: A man and a woman have a son. Once he is old enough to fire live ammunition, he sleeps with mom, impregnating her. She gives birth to a child who has a mother and a brather.
Son: Hey want to go light firecrackers?
Brather: Normally I would, except I grounded you for stealing my cigarettes, remember?
by Bum Stigity Bum February 13, 2010
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Milwaukee Talkie

-Phones are down again.
-How are we supposed to call Fran?
-Duh, use the Milwaukee Talkie.
by Bum Stigity Bum February 04, 2011
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Marmadyke

a humongous lesbian; as comic strip canine marmaduke is a great dane, one of the lagest dog breeds.
-jesus look at the size of that one!
-oh and she's a total lez, look at those overalls.
-looks like we got ourselves a Marmadyke.
by Bum Stigity Bum May 19, 2011
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diarretard

Someone who has shit their brains out.
-Is Justin still on the bowl?
-Yeah, and he's unresponsive.
-Maybe he's finally gone full diarretard.
by Bum Stigity Bum February 13, 2010
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