Definitions by Bum Stigity Bum

chimnasium 

Where Santa works out in the off-season.

Mrs. Claus - Why are you all covered in soot?
Santa- Bitch I was gettin my pump on in the chimnasium.

chimnasium by Bum Stigity Bum January 26, 2011

Pai Gow diaper 

A diaper worn by Chinese gamblers to alleviate the need for getting up from the table to use the restroom. A must-have for the marathon gambling session.

-What's with that smell coming from the Pai Gow room? And why is that guy sleeping at the table?
-Dude, they never leave the table. Smells like someone needs his Pai Gow diaper changed.

Pai Gow diaper by Bum Stigity Bum December 19, 2010

road sheath 

a sock you beat off into while driving

-honey, whats this one sock doing on the backseat of your car?
-oh, that's just my road sheath, you should put it down now.

road sheath by Bum Stigity Bum December 3, 2010

Santa Anus Winds 

What you call it when you sit on the bowl and just fart for 15-30 seconds. Comparable to the hot dry easterly winds that blow off the Pacific into Southern California in late fall.

-Man I really thought I had to dump out, but I just blew ass on the bowl for like half a minute.
-Oh, sounds like the Santa Anus Winds are blowing through.

Santa Anus Winds by Bum Stigity Bum November 29, 2010

homoment 

when you have a gay moment with someone that quickly passes

-Eric, I think I love you.
-WTF?
-Oh sorry, just having a homoment.

homoment by Bum Stigity Bum November 12, 2010

Picassbro 

your only artistic friend, the token artsy guy

-hey whose scarf is this?
-oh thats just my picassbro's

Picassbro by Bum Stigity Bum November 8, 2010

lolspeak

a variant of the english language featuring acronyms usually only encountered in text messages and electronic mail correspondences

-OMG WTF is his problem?
-excuse me?
-oh sry just using lolspeak

lolspeak by Bum Stigity Bum November 8, 2010