Aussie Ausbourne

A huge rock star from Australia who bites the heads off of wombats on stage.
-G'day mate, you see Aussie last noyt?
-Aussie Ausbourne? Yeah mate, front row, oym still cahvahd in the blood of mahsupyuls.
by Bum Stigity Bum February 16, 2011
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Ass-to-Mouthwash

a high test mouthwash used only after one is ATMed. an extremely acidic concoction, not to be used more than once a week to prevent withering of the gums, melted teeth or disintegration of oral tissue
-oh jesus, Rocco was really feelin' it last night, he fucked me in the ass then busted his nut in my mouth.
-oh wow, been there. I have some Ass-to-Mouthwash you can borrow if you want.
-hellz yeah girl
-just make sure you spit it out after like 3 seconds.
by Bum Stigity Bum November 13, 2011
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C======3

(What follows is a textversation)
- eff you
- C======3
by Bum Stigity Bum February 04, 2011
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homelette

An omelette made by homeless people. Usually fried in lard on an aluminum garbage can lid over a trash fire. Ingredients include rotten eggs and any of the following: stale bread crusts, canned beans, chopped up hot dogs, roadkill.
-damn I've got the hooch munchies again.
-I found some old eggs, lets make a homelette.
-*vomits on self*
by Bum Stigity Bum February 20, 2011
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homoment

when you have a gay moment with someone that quickly passes
-Eric, I think I love you.
-WTF?
-Oh sorry, just having a homoment.
by Bum Stigity Bum November 10, 2010
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lolspeak

a variant of the english language featuring acronyms usually only encountered in text messages and electronic mail correspondences
-OMG WTF is his problem?
-excuse me?
-oh sry just using lolspeak
by Bum Stigity Bum November 08, 2010
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Railsplitter

A roadie specializing in arranging lines of nose candy on the tour bus. When the band is finished with their show, they have little slices of heaven waiting for them.
Groupie: Can you get me on the bus?
Railsplitter: No, but I can get you high as heeeelllllllll.
by Bum Stigity Bum April 09, 2010
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