Bukkake the porno clown's definitions

fatty paige

A Fatty Paige is a girl who is usually at least 30 lbs or more overweight who thinks she is a sex object. She wears half shirts, low cut jeans, bikini tops with short shorts, fishnet stockings, belly rings and other things of that nature. They are usually tattooed heavily but not always and they are obsessed with Betty Paige for some reason, hence the name Fatty Paige.

Look at the gunt on that Fatty Paige.

by Bukkake the porno Clown November 24, 2006

bluetooth douche

A man or woman that always has their bluetooth headset on wherever they go....to dinner, the movies, taking a shit, whatever. They are always talking three octaves too loud and annoying others around them. They are extra obnoxious are usually talking about something meaningless.

The bluetooth douche at Red Lobster was annoying everyone with his inane chatter.

by bukkake the porno clown December 28, 2006

the spider man

The act of a man ejaculating in his hand and flicking it in his woman's face like a spider web.

JD gave sally the spider man on her face in a fantastic fit of passion.

by Bukkake the porno clown November 9, 2006

walleye

Another term used for a person who is cross eyed or has a disturbing lazy eye. One eye is looking at you and the other is looking at the wall, hence the term walleye.

Clarence was looking at Mark but his walleye was looking out the window at the lake that he wanted to fish in.

by bukkake the porno clown November 22, 2007