Shlort

A similar word to 'Shlong', but derogetory in suggesting a persons'shlong' is in fact, small or short.

"Suck my shlong, yo"
"Hahah, more like shlort"

by Buddy J June 14, 2003

Typing

Used as a code-word for masturbating.

"Hang on a minute, im still typing"
"Having a good time typing?"

by Buddy J June 14, 2003

Swillis

A word used to describe an abject or surface of extreme smoothness or frictionlessness.

"Daym, those stockings are totally Swillis"
"Mmmmm....Swillisy"

by Buddy J June 14, 2003