Buddy Grant's definitions

coppage

Sudden deterioration in athletic ability or competitive character, often triggered by age or injury.

With his slow start the fans feared their aging superstar was begining to coppage.

by Buddy Grant July 23, 2004

safety hedgehog

An overly cautious person or someone particularly concerned about the rules of safety.

I don't want to be a safety hedgehog but shouldn't we make sure the power is off before touching those wires?

by Buddy Grant February 14, 2008

fancy assed calculator

Derogatory term for number crunching simulation simulation software.

That sports sim is nothing but a fancy assed calculator.

by Buddy Grant February 14, 2008