Definitions by Buddy Grant

safety hedgehog 

An overly cautious person or someone particularly concerned about the rules of safety.

I don't want to be a safety hedgehog but shouldn't we make sure the power is off before touching those wires?

safety hedgehog by Buddy Grant February 14, 2008

fancy assed calculator 

Derogatory term for number crunching simulation simulation software.

That sports sim is nothing but a fancy assed calculator.

fancy assed calculator by Buddy Grant February 14, 2008

coppage 

Sudden deterioration in athletic ability or competitive character, often triggered by age or injury.

With his slow start the fans feared their aging superstar was begining to coppage.

coppage by Buddy Grant July 23, 2004