Eating A Pile Of Shit. Figuratively or literally, this is just an expression of disdain for a current situation, similar to "FML". This one of those types of Internet text Acronyms that should be on here (i.e. OMW or the ever annoying, K).
"What are you doing right now?"
"EAPOS. MM, MMM tasty! Life sucks! I guess I'm destined to EAPOS forever."
"EAPOS. MM, MMM tasty! Life sucks! I guess I'm destined to EAPOS forever."
by Buck Futt February 17, 2010
Similar to a Rickroll, A Journeyroll happens Any time a DJ, a cover band, jukebox or anyone at any time plays "Don't Stop Believing" by Journey. This song is becoming more insidious and annoying a Rickroll ever was or ever will be.
"Down at the Pub last night some A-hole had to Journeyroll us 3 times on the jukebox. How fucking annoying! I never believed and always hated that band and song!"
by Buck Futt March 08, 2009
A double poser is someone who looks like a poser from some stupid counterculture, but in fact knows nothing about the music or customs of that specified subculture. In effect they are posing like they are a certain kind of a poser, but are even lamer and to ignorant to even be taken seriously by anyone. These people are very common in the Indie Rock and punk scenes, but are occasionally also on the fringes of the metal "scene" as well. A wannabe's wannabe.
"Man that stupid douche bag with a spiked belt and mohawk didn't even know who GBH is...He probably listens to Blond Redhead and cries himself to sleep every night. What a double poser!"
by Buck Futt April 21, 2010
The Davis Chileto is when a person passes out in a sleeping bag naked. This person proceeds to shit themselves, vomit, sweat profusely and urinate, all while rolling around in this mixture of like a hot dog at 7-11.
Remember last summer when Ted passed out on the couch in that sleeping bag and shit, pissed, puked himself? That was the worst Davis Chileto of all time....
by Buck Futt December 06, 2011
by Buck Futt July 01, 2012
A Shocking Sanchez is when a Shocker hand gesture is inserted into a woman's anus (pinkie) and vagina (index and middle fingers) this is also known by this phrase "2 pink, one in the stink". After this insertion is withdrawn, this same hand gesture is placed under a person's nose with the pinkie being drawn under this person's nostrils. In some cases, this person sticks out their tongue to sample the vaginal juices on the index and middle fingers of the passing by shocker hand.
After I gave my gf a shocker, I decided to let her smell her own ass and taste her pussy by turning that simple shocker into a Shocking Sanchez...she loved it and wanted me to do it over and over again.
by Buck Futt April 03, 2010
Not having seen Jan in 3 years, Mike hoped a Southwest flight to hit that poon one more time. Mike engaged in an Aerial booty call.
by Buck Futt March 03, 2010