Mittiot

Someone who makes awkward statements like. "All the trees are the right size.", like Mitt Romney did at his speech in Detroit.

I didn't think anyone could out -moron George Bushes' gaffes until this Mittiot came along.

by Bryce Morganthau June 11, 2012

Trump tweet

Trump tweet- any offhand comment that is spoken or written before thinking it through.

I trump tweeted my mother-in-law and now she won't talk to me.

by Bryce Morganthau January 10, 2017

Truthlessness

When someone presents an easily provable falsehood as absolute truth in an effort to make someone doubt their sanity.

Trump' s inauguration crowd was the largest in all of history is a claim that exemplifies truthlessness.

by Bryce Morganthau January 22, 2017

Hemoglobically challenged

This is what someone says when they dont want to do something and don't have a convincing excuse.

My doctor said I can't come in and work my shift today because I am hemoglobically challenged.

by Bryce Morganthau January 23, 2017