Definitions by Bryan Henriques

Beard Boob

Minor irritation of a woman's cleavage due to prolonged snuggling with a bearded man.

'We snuggled in bed all weekend, I woke up Sunday morning with beard boob.'

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when one sticks their penis in a gravy boat of sorts, repeatedly slamming further into the boat.

I slammed my cock into a boat of gravy and slung it around until the walls were covered in cock sauce. {Ed Olivet}

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