Enragement ring

A piece of jewelry, typically a ring, that is purchased for a girlfriend in an effort to make her happy after you have made her angry.

A: Wow, your girlfriend is pretty pissed that you were out all night and didn't call her. What are you going to do?
B: Yeah, you're right, she's pretty mad. I might have to buy her an 'enragement ring' to smooth things over.

by Bryan Gilbreath September 08, 2009

gosh pit

Evangelical behavior, when Jebus zaps them with the power of dance.

Pastor has everyone blabbering in tongues. Quick, let's jump into the gosh pit!

by Bryan Gilbreath December 02, 2022

nagnify

When someone takes a small issue and nags about it as if it's a larger issue than it really is.

A: Why don't you bury those bodies deeper so it doesn't stink up our crawlspace so much!?

B: Sheesh, have you ever tried digging under a house before? How about you shutting your yap and not 'nagnify' the situation!

by Bryan Gilbreath October 01, 2009