Bryan's definitions

WFF

white fat fuck. Its white people that go to McDonalds everyday and are very fat and they have to walk like a penguin because they are so fat. You will mostly find these people in places were there arent any side walks and everything is so far away and they have to drive ever wear.

"EEEWWWW. Look at the WFF!"

by Bryan April 12, 2005

Nerd

A person who is intensely interested in a particular hobby or topic.

Rich is quite a computer nerd.

Ask Bill; he's the car nerd around here.

by Bryan August 5, 2003

no stats

no dice; no go; not available

derives from days of hand-computed fantasy baseball stats. overeager owners (ie. steven blank) would call and hound the commissioner for the latest league statistics. one time, a flummoxed commissioner tony picked up the phone and screamed "NO STATS" before slamming it back on its cradle.

no stats on the movie tonight, i have to work.

no stats on the chronic, my guy wasn't home.

by Bryan April 16, 2005

Dank

Some thing that is extremely good.

Damn that weed is dannk

by Bryan October 18, 2003

cockhat

An asshat of epic proportions.

Robert Evans is a cockhat.

by bryan December 15, 2003

Windows Media Player

Yet more useless software from microsoft

Error 403 what the hell does that mean

by Bryan February 13, 2005

shooting the shit

talking with your friends in a humourous manner when in a serious situation

i was shooting the shit at the funeral, and got shot in the face.

by bryan October 27, 2003