A woman whose ultimate goal is to get pregnant without having to go to a fertility clinic. Specifically, the "thief" tricks the victim by convincing the man that she wants to have sex with him. Afterwards, she will attempt to recover the man's "gravy" from a used condom by sucking it into a syringe and injecting it directly into her vagina. She may or may not pursue her victim for child support if she's successful.
Poor Bob fell victim to a gravy thief. Now he has to pay child support for a kid that's being raised by a lesbian couple, that fight his requests for joint custody.
by bruuuh March 12, 2015
The juice of life
by Bruuuh May 03, 2021
Things and junk, but sometimes you just gotta stuff your face with donuts, and the stuff the donuts with a donut hole which you later stuff into your face as well.
by Bruuuh May 03, 2021