Definitions by Bruthr Pooti

meaty cleatus 

The front visual part of the vagina containing the most surface area and the most “meat”

Goodness my meaty cleatus is meatier that yours.
Ugh these razor bumps on my meaty cleatus hurt!

meaty cleatus by Bruthr Pooti January 29, 2018

Whisker Burn 

The temporary red rash a girl gets around her mouth after making out with a guy who has a mustache or beard.

Damn Sydney , Cam gave you a major whisker burn. How are you going to cover that before you go home?

Whisker Burn by Bruthr Pooti January 29, 2018

accidental penetration 

When two guys who claim to be straight “accidently” penetrate one another but still call themselves straight to mask their true intentions

Hahah bro, I heard Drayton and Charlie had a little accidental penetration last night.

accidental penetration by Bruthr Pooti January 23, 2018

11:11 gods 

The 11:11 gods is a reference to the higher being dealing with the wishes made at 11:11 and usually decide to do the complete opposite with ones wish therefore causing distress and total sorrow in life.

11:11 gods

11:11 gods by Bruthr Pooti January 23, 2018

summer of yes 

The summer decided on by a group of friends in which yes is said to every opportunity whether it be horrible and dangerous or simple. A summer to experiment and ultimately potential ruin your life at least for the time being.

Summer of yes fucked me over I have 3 stds and I should have slashed more tires.

summer of yes by Bruthr Pooti January 23, 2018