Definitions by Brothaontheinside

Blopie 

It’s when a man is getting fellatio while reading the paper and dropping a deuce.

Mike: Last night I got a sweet blopie!

Grant: Your joking.

Mike: Swear to God mi amigo.

Norm: I told you she was cool.

Grant: I’ll say!

Mike: Yup.

Blopie by Brothaontheinside March 15, 2021

Blopie 

When a man is dropping a deuce, reading the paper, and getting fellated simultaneously.

Mike: Yesterday was epic!

Grant: Go on Monte....

Norm: Monte must’ve gotten a blopie!

Grant: I wouldn’t be so sure....

Mike: Oh, I’m sure!

Blopie by Brothaontheinside March 12, 2021

Unit 

A man’s junk

Flynn: How was the date?

Kinga: Great!

Flynn: Did you say hi to his unit?

Kinga: No. I was a lady.

Flynn: Good girl.

Unit by Brothaontheinside November 28, 2020

Pic-me-up 

A pic of you for your boo.

Robert: I’m having a rough day.

Alexis: Babe. I’m sorry. Do you need a pic-me-up?

Robert: Uh yeah., actually. That would be great.

Alexis: Check your inbox.

Robert: Babe! I love you.

Alexis: And I you.

Pic-me-up by Brothaontheinside November 21, 2020

Pic-me-up 

Lerayray: My boo is having a rough day.

Flynn: Did you send him a pic-me-up?

Kinga: What’s a pic-me-up?

Lerayray: Fo real?

Flynn: When you send your man a sexy pic to brighten/uplift his day.

I sent my man some pic-me-ups to help him through a rough patch.

Pic-me-up by Brothaontheinside November 17, 2020

Selfie-love 

A way to show your self-love with selfies

He must really love himself. He is all about the selfie-love.

Selfie-love by Brothaontheinside August 15, 2020

Selfie love 

A way in which you demonstrate how much you love yourself. It’s through selfie love

Ariela loves herself so much. She is full of selfie love.

Selfie love by Brothaontheinside August 12, 2020