socom 2

The guy above me still can't be good at SOCOM even though it takes no talent.

I don't like SOCOM 2 because I suck at it. I'd rather play Counter-Strike and beat off to Hentai

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by Brooksie October 19, 2004

SOCOM II

SOCOM II is the best online game for the PS2. It is an over-the-shoulder Military Shooter based off Navy SEALs and their operations.
The most popular online console game.

Operativ is the best SOCOM II player there is.

Ghost Recon 2 doesn't have shit on SOCOM II.

by Brooksie October 19, 2004

abington

Abington, MA is a town no more than twenty miles south of Boston. Here lieth the working class who have all become landscapers and car salesmen because their manufacturing jobs have been "displaced". A place where you only go if you want some sort of intoxicant or violence. Often the home of stoners and paper gangsters that talk about all those gangbangers in Brockton that they know that have guns. The stoners are pretty cool, but the suburban thugs are pretty lame. This makes for a VERY mediocre town.

1.A Stoner - Hey, let's go to Two-Twelve in Abington and see Guido. We can smoke joints and see his pit bull.
2.A Suburban Thug - ABINGTON, WHAT?!?!?! YOU GOT A PROBLEM?!?! THUG LIFE BABY! THIS IS HOW WE DO IN WORKING CLASS SUBURBIA, DAWG!!!

by Brooksie February 24, 2005

townie

In America, the word townie is generally used to refer to people who are deeply rooted in their home town and have little or no prospects of leaving it even to go on vacation (except perhaps Aruba or the Bahamas). Generally, they don't go to college except perhaps to community college where they take one or two classes a semester. They or their families probably own a small business, perhaps paving or landscaping. Many of them frequent cheap, dirty bars that have nothing but Bud Light on tap. Some may be heard drunkenly babbling about how Arabs are taking the country by means of their ownership of countless gas stations and convenience stores. The word townie is also sometimes used by hipster douchebags to take shots at people over their accent and how they choose to spend their time.

Sacramentan: So what do you do for fun in Massachusetts?

Me: Red Sox, poker; I'm a bit of a music-

Sacramentan: "Red Sahx"? "Pokah"? What are you, a fucking townie?

Me: Actually, I have a real job, I go to college full-time, my dad doesn't have a landscaping company, and I don't plan to live on the Irish Riviera forever. -You shouldn't be so quick to judge people. I didn't call you a pretentious hipster douchebag just because you wear thick-rimmed glasses and listen to indie music on your iPod while you ride your fixie to the coffee shop.- (- -: I wish I had actually said that part)

by Brooksie January 24, 2009