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PAT ATTEMPT

The attempt to hit all three holes in one romantic setting.

JOE: Damn dude SHES HOT!!!! Do you think she would let me do a PAT attempt?

MIKE : Totally man! Go for it!

PAT attempt - The attempt to get all three holes in one night with your ol' lady

Yeah, after dinner I think I'm going to do a PAT ATTEMPT with my wife and see if I can get all three holes.