2 definitions by Brompus

an attempt handjob, usually performed outside of clubs on stairs, where the girl has to work really hard to try to enlarge the male member through silk boxers
Boy 1: Dude, she was totally giving me a CarrieJob when the security guard came up to us and kicked us out.
by Brompus March 26, 2009
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to say or do something but as a joke; to give a quiz and towards the end, tell the class it doesn't count
Man, our teacher just pulled another KUMPEL on us when he said that quiz doesn't count.
by Brompus March 19, 2009
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