26 definitions by Brittney
by Brittney January 14, 2005
A fine foxy daddy, preferably with a wife and three kids. Ripped to the max from carrying all those baby carriages,idolized by mature teenage girls. Prime daddy-meat, Bryan Adams, Paul Newman;
It was a "DILF"icult decision trying to select the prime dilf ready for picking between Gary Hoekstra and wade campbell
by Brittney December 28, 2004
OMG i was crying and the girl who i thought was stuffing pulled cleanex out of her bra and gave it to me to wipe my eyes.
by Brittney July 8, 2004
a. to be fucked from an alcoholic beverage
b. to be striaght bafugly (butt fuckin ugly)
c. to be smacked
d.your on your ass
b. to be striaght bafugly (butt fuckin ugly)
c. to be smacked
d.your on your ass
a.wow i was straight punished last night
b. Sam Erskins is straight punished and smells like sour cream.
c. the bob i smoked last night got us all punished
d ha your punished as fell
b. Sam Erskins is straight punished and smells like sour cream.
c. the bob i smoked last night got us all punished
d ha your punished as fell
by Brittney August 26, 2003
by Brittney April 22, 2004