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Interlude: This poem was created for a poetry class at San Diego State University by a very curious and enthusiastic Sophmore named Brittany.

Poem: "Safety First"

From Japan to the USA
They claim their place
In every bathroom or bed stand.
Lying within worn, cardboard boxes
Taunting all that stare
Embarassed by their intentions.

The perk function they perform;
To bring intense,
Erotic, ribbed pleasure
To those otherwise not meant to experience
Such sesual, twisted touch.

With the strength and Endurance
Of the Trojans invading Rome
They protect patrons each day.

By limiting the populations of teenage mothers,
They serve a necessary purpose for society
Often going without appreciation
Tossed aside after each use.

Representing all colors of the rainbow
All flavors of fruit
Chocolate, root beer,
Scented lilac, tropical breeze,
Nonoxynol-9 enhanced.
They make safety a carnival
Of lightly lubricated latex!

They've come to fill
A major role in many relationships
Knowing no discrimination,
They aid anyone willing to spend
A few crucial dollars.

Evolving from their original form of sheep skin,
They are the latest
In sexual exploration
Enjoyed by both old and young,
Single and married.

Small, large
Pinch the tip,
Roll them on.
Worldwide
They are the perfect fit.

Hope you enjoyed this demostration of literary creativity!!
Okay...so after such a long poem...do you really need an example too to get the point....Strap on the safety belt before you take the ride!
by Brittany January 10, 2005
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Fotchin

A word that is universal can be used in the place of any word. similar to shibby.
Dude your mom was fotchin last night

Your a fotchin bitch
by Brittany June 14, 2004
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dorkopolis

1)a big loser.

2) someone with no life

3) a person with no friends that thinks that they are cool but they are not.

4) An un-cool person
Joe was the biggest dorkopolis at my school, until he moved, no Jason is.
by Brittany June 22, 2004
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perkins

a lovely family resturaunt.
yo, where you want some brunch, tamika?
shanaynay c'mon gurl, youz know i love dat perkinsz!
by brittany June 18, 2006
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music appreciation

involves an understanding of the elements of music, musical forms, musical styles, and periods. The cultivation of an understanding and senstive awareness of music. to have an undying passionate love for the greatest thing on earth... music!
Music appreciation should be a required subject in schools.
by brittany April 20, 2005
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row boat

the phrase...its not the size of the ship, its the motion of the ocean...that is bull honkey...its definitly the size that matters....ladies dont ever forget that!!!
4 inch compared to an 7.8 inches
by brittany March 02, 2005
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muffin

A muffin is someone who is totally dense, kinda slow, stupid, and is the constant source of jokes.
Ryder asked Anna out, ha! She's way too good for him. Then he asked who Hitler was. WHAT A MUFFIN!
by Brittany October 11, 2003
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