5 definitions by British fooker

A text chat warrior is a version/subspecies of a keyboard warrior. Not all Text Chat Warriors are racist, neckbeards, but they still have the toxic personality of it. You can see them browsing 4chan, 8kun, and wizardchan, searching for the perfect argument to partake in.

Some of these warriors even have their own places to lurk in, like the SCPwiki.

And sometimes they utilize other social media(s), where they can stalk their celebrity of choice (although this behaviour is seen more in simps).

Some of the obvious pass-times of a Text Chat Warrior include:
Editing random Wikipedia articles so that they include false or misleading information,
Looking up random conspiracy theories and beliving them,
Spamming /b/ and /r9k/ with random pictures,
Replying with "Sauce?" on every /h/ and /d/ thread,
Starting arguments about random things in the hope of making the other person annoyed,
Doxxing 5 year olds who ruin their K/D on cs1.6,
Scamming people for 15gp on Runescape.
Tim: Don't talk to Darran online, he is a Text Chat Warrior.
Darren: I am going to edit the Wikipedia article about "Electrical disruptions caused by squirrels".
Tim: Won't that get you banned?
Darren: If it does then I will spam them with my 15 burner emails and utilize my elite hacker skills in python to DDOS them.
by British fooker May 8, 2020
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A british phrase that means "Get a seat".

Usually used when you and a friend wants to get seats quickly
by British fooker May 14, 2019
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A British term that means "in big trouble" or "trouble that will result in death" though the first one is more common.
This term isn't that commonplace in Britain anymore but still is used in extreme situations.
"You sir are in grave danger if you don't let me pass this door that leads in to the pub"

"innit"
by British fooker April 6, 2019
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This is when someone (usually an early bird) discriminates against another person due to their sleeping pattern. They don't realise that not everyone can wake up at the ass-crack of dawn.
Person 1: You're so lazy, all you do is sleep all day.
Person 2: I work in the night stop partaking in sleepism.
by British fooker April 21, 2020
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