Definitions by Briefboy
bed wedgie
Last night my older brother came in at midnight and, since i was asleep, he tugged at the front of my tighty whities, I was lying on my back in tighty whities taht were from six years ago(i'm not exagerating) so they were extremely tight,he lifted me up into a nuclear melvin which is also classified as a bed wedgie. I was screaming "Bloody Murder!!!!!". OOOWWWWWWW!!!
bed wedgie by Briefboy November 2, 2008
Bondage Wedgie
Last year i gave myself a Bondage Wedgie in the backyard and got grounded because i couldn't get myself down. My older brother ripped the briefs out of my asshole and it hurt as if I were being rubbed with sandpaper on my ass.
Bondage Wedgie by Briefboy November 2, 2008
atomic wedgie
When someone pulls your(tighty whities, briefs, boxer briefs, or boxers) up and over your head! Creates pain in both the ass and balls! This is why the atomic wedgie is so popular among wedgies.
How to perform an atomic wedgie:
1- Make sure the nerd!you chose is wearing tightie wighties.
2- Call a crowd to the hallway/lunchroom you are performing the atomic wedgie in.
3- Throw nerd's books/lunch on the floor, as he bends down, pull his undies up.
4- Have a friend cover the nerd's mouth for he will start shrieking or crying.
5- Keep pulling the legholes should be showing by now, this is good for it means the nerd's briefs are firmly in between the victim's ass cheeks.
6- Now the undies should be at te back of the nerd's head. Keep pulling over the nerd's head. For added discomfort you can have another buddy pull down te victim's pants and spank the ass cheeks of your nerd till' they turn cherry red.
7- You may also tape the elastic to the chin of said nerd. Now te victim will be blinded and be running around hitting things.
8- Tear a hole in the nerd's tightie whities/colored briefs. Go to the cafeteria and get some slimy food to slip into te nerd's undies.
9- Now you have three options, you could release him and he will try to attack you, you could give him swirlies and not stop flushing, or you could hang him from the flagpole at the end of school.
10- You may now walk away knowing you have definately scarred him for life.
1- Make sure the nerd!you chose is wearing tightie wighties.
2- Call a crowd to the hallway/lunchroom you are performing the atomic wedgie in.
3- Throw nerd's books/lunch on the floor, as he bends down, pull his undies up.
4- Have a friend cover the nerd's mouth for he will start shrieking or crying.
5- Keep pulling the legholes should be showing by now, this is good for it means the nerd's briefs are firmly in between the victim's ass cheeks.
6- Now the undies should be at te back of the nerd's head. Keep pulling over the nerd's head. For added discomfort you can have another buddy pull down te victim's pants and spank the ass cheeks of your nerd till' they turn cherry red.
7- You may also tape the elastic to the chin of said nerd. Now te victim will be blinded and be running around hitting things.
8- Tear a hole in the nerd's tightie whities/colored briefs. Go to the cafeteria and get some slimy food to slip into te nerd's undies.
9- Now you have three options, you could release him and he will try to attack you, you could give him swirlies and not stop flushing, or you could hang him from the flagpole at the end of school.
10- You may now walk away knowing you have definately scarred him for life.
atomic wedgie by Briefboy November 2, 2008