Crate and Barrel

A kitchen store for people who can't cook.
So I went to Crate and Barrel and got some placemats and glasses and dishes and silverware... what do you mean I need a stove too?
by Brian X July 10, 2003
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MacOS X

1. A hybrid of the original Macintosh operating system and NextStep, based on Mach and FreeBSD and designed as the native system for recent-model Mac hardware.
2. Bad-ass rock-stable OS for people who actually want to get work done and don't want to screw around with drivers for 8000 different chipsets and security holes the size of the Ted Williams Tunnel.
3. Something PC zealots completely deny the existence of.
by Brian X June 22, 2003
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your dog wants steak

Fark cliche. Might have come from a dog food commercial in the early 90s.
Apparently dogs want steak. Who knew?
by Brian X November 29, 2003
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two buck chuck

Charles Shaw -- a dirt-cheap (but better than you'd expect) wine you can get at Trader Joe's for $2 a bottle in Cali. A little more expensive elsewhere.
Let's see. we got the PBR, the two-buck Chuck, burgers and fries from Mickey D's... Okay, go let Queen Elizabeth in for dinner, now, Laura.
by Brian X July 02, 2003
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roundheeled

Slutty, in the sense of rounded heels for easy positioning on the back. Archaic, but rather useful. Think of a skanky weeble.
by Brian X September 11, 2003
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SNAFU

Old WWII Army term. Until the recent (last ten years or so) resurgence of fubar, was the only one anyone remembered.
by Brian X May 03, 2003
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Jenny Jones

The host of a syndicated daytime talk show that specializes in slutty teenagers. Tends to appeal to the same sort of crowd that photoshops Mary Kate and Ashley nudes. Was originally a male-bashing standup comic, but turned self-righteous and got rid of the boob job.
"So I was watching Jenny Jones, and this skanky little eleven-year-old was telling everyone how she slept with the entire Hicksville police department, including the women, and then fell out of her bra."
by Brian X June 25, 2003
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