Brian Smith's definitions

turd goblin

a person who always talks about poop or a term used as an insult.

stop being a turd goblin.

by Brian Smith November 9, 2004

packafudgeaphobia

to be gay yet terribly afraid of anal sex

oh jesus no! i have packafudgeaphobia

by Brian Smith December 3, 2004

goosefraubah

GOOSEFRAUBAHthe slime that sometimes devolopes between the anus and the genitals

derived from the eskimo word goofrba

your'e full of goosefraubah.

by Brian Smith November 7, 2004

sex nazi

a person who is highly dominent over his/her partner (s&m).

stop being a sex nazi and let me be on top!

by Brian Smith November 9, 2004

assisity

a word describing a girl with an awsome hot ass.

wow! that chic has major assisity!

by Brian Smith November 8, 2004

berryville

The worst place in northern Va to live, and possibly the worst place in the world. Should be part of West Virginia due to all the rednecks... but for some reason they chose to put it in VA.

Ya'll know there more cows hur then thur iz peoples?

by Brian Smith March 27, 2005

laundry noam

that little creture that lives in your washing machine that steals all your socks and underwear.

the laundry noam stole all of my socks!

by Brian Smith November 8, 2004