Brian Smith's definitions

laundry noam

that little creture that lives in your washing machine that steals all your socks and underwear.

the laundry noam stole all of my socks!

by Brian Smith November 8, 2004

NTD

when you see some hot ass chicks with thongs and you say to yourself "mm,mm,mm,mm"

Dude, it's totally NTD today up in this hizzle. I saw like 6 chicks today with sweet thongs!! mm, mm, mm, mm!!

by Brian Smith November 13, 2003

packafudgeaphobia

to be gay yet terribly afraid of anal sex

oh jesus no! i have packafudgeaphobia

by Brian Smith December 3, 2004

goosefraubah

GOOSEFRAUBAHthe slime that sometimes devolopes between the anus and the genitals

derived from the eskimo word goofrba

your'e full of goosefraubah.

by Brian Smith November 7, 2004

germs burn

a cigarette burn that is given by a person who already has one to another person that marks alot of hardcore Germs fans.

that guy gave me a germs burn.

by Brian Smith November 8, 2004

hummer

yet another slang term for oral sex

Howerd stern just gave that guy a hummer on national TV!

by Brian Smith November 8, 2004

clocker-knocker

a word to describe a giant male genitalia.

he's hung like a clocker-knocker!

by Brian Smith December 6, 2004