Brian Smith's definitions

jock

an ape desended life form that is in close relation to a human but not in the homo-sapian classification of human species. the jock is in the lower hiarchy of man known as the dumasasapian species.

Everyone knows that jocks provide the missing ling and prove evolution.

by Brian Smith November 8, 2004

acalottagrubblegruttaepoxiealoduchious

a word to describe something with no other possibl description.

thats acalottagrubblegruttaepoxiealodushious.

by Brian Smith November 8, 2004

turd goblin

a person who always talks about poop or a term used as an insult.

stop being a turd goblin.

by Brian Smith November 9, 2004

packafudgeaphobia

to be gay yet terribly afraid of anal sex

oh jesus no! i have packafudgeaphobia

by Brian Smith December 3, 2004

NTD

when you see some hot ass chicks with thongs and you say to yourself "mm,mm,mm,mm"

Dude, it's totally NTD today up in this hizzle. I saw like 6 chicks today with sweet thongs!! mm, mm, mm, mm!!

by Brian Smith November 13, 2003

jungle hotdog

a young male who is very horny and dumb.

you're such a jungle hotdog.

by Brian Smith December 3, 2004

cockazoid

1. one who resembles a penis, testes or scotum.

2. one who ejaculates in his pants.

stay away cockazoid!

by Brian Smith November 7, 2004