Brian's definitions

chib

a small piece of chewed food.

I was eating quickly and had a chib on the side of my face.

by Brian October 5, 2003

dirty harry

a sexual manuver whereby a man and woman are having sex doggie style and the man as he is about to climax pulls out and fakes his orgasm by spitting hot saliva on the womans back, the woman then thinking the man is done turns around only to have the mans load blown in her face (possible somebody was watching clint eastwood as dirty harry when this move was pioneered)

i walked in on my parents having sex and to my suprise my dad served my mom up a dirty harry. Way to go dad, thats what that bitch gets for grounding me.

by brian March 14, 2004

roflomglmaobrblolwtfimobbq

ooh my that was so funny and weird and I dont understand wow hahahah what

"hai gaiz whats up"

"roflomglmaobrblolwtfimobbq"

by Brian March 17, 2005

3-eyed turtle

thumb in ass, fingers in pussy, dick in mouth

example my ass...

by brian December 22, 2003

jicyww

This is yet another of the lazy-interneter's acronyms promoting laziness. It means, "just in case you were wondering."

John: Hello, how are you?
Mary: im fine. jicyww, i missed class today becuz i wuz with ur brother.

by Brian February 19, 2005

Hummer Week

This term describes the week when a girl is on the rag, and she provides hummers instead of having sex. No reason both should go unsatisifed.

During the week Suzie had her period, she gave Dave hummers since they couldn't have sex.

by Brian December 3, 2003

Medieval

1. A period of time most often associated with the dark ages, particularly from the 11th to the 15th centuries.
2. An agressive action, usually in retaliation of an earlier action.

"knights did a lot of crusading in medieval times."
"I'm gonna go medieval on your ass!"

by Brian November 3, 2004