motasticate

To have sex with, or attempt to have sex with, a vegetable or fruit, often unsuccessfully.
"Frank motasticated the watermelon, but forgot to cut a hole."
by Brian January 21, 2005
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Ahwatukee

Also known as Pleasantville, recognizable by the "cookie-cutter" style homes (homes that all look exactly the same). Ahwatukee is a place where you think you're growing up but you really dont, because its far from the real world. There's an unnecessary number of police in the area for a town where absolutely nothing happens, and the streets die at midnight every friday night because of high schoolers plagueing the streets. The biggest social aspect of Tukee? AMC 24. The huge yearly event? The sad Ahwatukee Bowl between DVHS and MPHS. 16 year old kids drive around cars nicer than most parents, and the boys think they're tough shit. Don't be swayed by the underage girls although they dress like 30 year old single, unmarriable women. Abercrombie is overused, and parents are overprotective. Welcome to the worlds biggest cul-de-sac, all the shit that comes in gets stuck here.
Pleasantville + Silvertown(Joe Dirt) + Leave it to Beaver = Ahwatukee
by Brian February 01, 2005
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Ahwatukee

Also known as Pleasantville, recognizable by the "cookie-cutter" style homes (homes that all look exactly the same). Ahwatukee is a place where you think you're growing up but you really dont, because its far from the real world. There's an unnecessary number of police in the area for a town where absolutely nothing happens, and the streets die at midnight every friday night because of high schoolers racing to get back before curfew. The biggest social aspect of Tukee? AMC 24. The huge yearly event? The sad Ahwatukee Bowl between DVHS and MPHS. 16 year old kids drive around cars nicer than most parents, and the boys think they're tough shit. Don't be swayed by the underage girls although they dress like 30 year old single, slutty, unmarriable women. Abercrombie is overused, and parents are overprotective. It's the worlds biggest cul-de-sac, but if you ever get stuck here...you'll want to kill yourself; college students stay away just go straight to tempe
think of the tucson...sketchy town, but theres things to do...now turn it upside down..and throw way more money..and you'll have a snooty boring ass suburb of phoenix. Welcome to the Tukee
by Brian February 04, 2005
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hedgehogging

Interrupting conversations in an office environment by poking your head over the top of the cube.
Brian got laid off because the chief architect got tired of his hedgehogging meetings with the CTO.
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wicked

MASS. version of the word "really"

"holy shit, sully, it's wicked hawt out heah..lets go ovah to the havahd bah and beat up some smaht kids"
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wicked

the new england way of saying YAH - DA BOMB!!
by Brian March 24, 2003
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Soc

1. a. Slang; see 'Social.' b. One who thrives in social situations.
2. a. Having nothing to do with height, weight, makeup, sitcom taste or meterial possession; one who harbors a mental and often carnal desire to conform or cater to others socially, as a result of psychological imbalance. A Soc would often be viewed as one lacking in individuality.
The pretentious a*shole assumed he was in some way better than most of the Soc's at the party...
by Brian June 09, 2004
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