Brian's definitions

Sheeitt

shit, another way of saying it

O SHEEITT DAWG that girl is smokin

by Brian November 2, 2004

Fiji

If the name of the game is "grab that tallywacker" then this is the fraternity for you! If you love doing the elephant walk and having your collar popped then you are most definately a Fiji

That Fiji probably shaves his vagina

by Brian April 3, 2005

LIPA

Long
Island
Power
Authority

A gov't run power company serving Long Island, NY. Formerly an independent company called LILCO

The LIPA stacks in Northport can be seen from the top of the Empire State Building on a clear day and are the tallest on the East Coast.

by Brian December 2, 2004

mexiho

A woman originating from mexico who gives sexual gratification to anything that moves.

Damn, look at that mexiho standin' on the corner!

by brian June 1, 2004

knocking

talking down, disrespecting, degrating in a nice way

I aint knocking your lexus but my caddy will smoke ya..

or

your shoes are gay, i aint knocking ya you know what im saying, but the ladies ain't gonna come holla with them thangs..

by Brian September 13, 2004

crypt keeper

the person who promises to pay money back and then makes every excuse in the book not to pay it back or to duck the situation.

paul, where is my money....
{paulits in the mail, i swear on my life!

by Brian April 22, 2005

Ahwatukee

Also known as Pleasantville, recognizable by the "cookie-cutter" style homes (homes that all look exactly the same). Ahwatukee is a place where you think you're growing up but you really dont, because its far from the real world. There's an unnecessary number of police in the area for a town where absolutely nothing happens, and the streets die at midnight every friday night because of high schoolers racing to get back before curfew. The biggest social aspect of Tukee? AMC 24. The huge yearly event? The sad Ahwatukee Bowl between DVHS and MPHS. 16 year old kids drive around cars nicer than most parents, and the boys think they're tough shit. Don't be swayed by the underage girls although they dress like 30 year old single, slutty, unmarriable women. Abercrombie is overused, and parents are overprotective. It's the worlds biggest cul-de-sac, but if you ever get stuck here...you'll want to kill yourself; college students stay away just go straight to tempe

think of the tucson...sketchy town, but theres things to do...now turn it upside down..and throw way more money..and you'll have a snooty boring ass suburb of phoenix. Welcome to the Tukee

by Brian February 4, 2005