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old hat

I couldn'y find a new one, so I used the old hat from last night.
by Brett Calvin September 30, 2006
mugGet the old hatmug.

*RAP*

All that *rap* is is poetry gone retard
by brett calvin September 20, 2006
mugGet the *RAP*mug.

cheez wiz

Basically, Sqeez cheez
the most awesome of canned foods
goes on any cracker (food related)
by brett calvin September 20, 2006
mugGet the cheez wizmug.

shlomofugly

that person was so ugly, they are Shlomofugly
by brett calvin September 20, 2006
mugGet the shlomofuglymug.

Cellphony

A person who walks around with a cell phone in their ear all the time. But in fact they are talking to nobody, trying to make themselves feel important. also see watch watcher
i can tell that guys not really talking to anyone on his cell. He is so cellphony!
by brett calvin September 28, 2006
mugGet the Cellphonymug.

young old

A person who is generaly young (aged 27 to 37) that through many years of drinking and smoking, looks 15 to 25 years older.
Look at wendy, shes 32 and she looks 54! ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww is she young old
by brett calvin October 2, 2006
mugGet the young oldmug.

Maxin relaxin

Word refering to a person who generally doesnt care for much, mosstly who live the good life. these people are not ones who take everything too seriously. Also these people are not stuck up ass wads who do not follow current events
That guy over there is just sitting there. He seems fine with his well being and enjoying himself. Hes really Maxin relaxin
by brett calvin September 26, 2006
mugGet the Maxin relaxinmug.

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