Definitions by Brett Calvin

young old 

A person who is generaly young (aged 27 to 37) that through many years of drinking and smoking, looks 15 to 25 years older.

Look at wendy, shes 32 and she looks 54! ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww is she young old

young old by brett calvin October 2, 2006

old hat 

A previously worn condom.

I couldn'y find a new one, so I used the old hat from last night.

old hat by Brett Calvin September 30, 2006

Cellphony 

A person who walks around with a cell phone in their ear all the time. But in fact they are talking to nobody, trying to make themselves feel important. also see watch watcher

i can tell that guys not really talking to anyone on his cell. He is so cellphony!

Cellphony by brett calvin September 28, 2006

Maxin relaxin 

Word refering to a person who generally doesnt care for much, mosstly who live the good life. these people are not ones who take everything too seriously. Also these people are not stuck up ass wads who do not follow current events

That guy over there is just sitting there. He seems fine with his well being and enjoying himself. Hes really Maxin relaxin

Maxin relaxin by brett calvin September 26, 2006

shlomofugly 

the ugliest person around

that person was so ugly, they are Shlomofugly

shlomofugly by brett calvin September 20, 2006

*RAP* 

Acronym
Retards Attempting Poetry

All that *rap* is is poetry gone retard

*RAP* by brett calvin September 20, 2006

cheez wiz 

Basically, Sqeez cheez
the most awesome of canned foods
goes on any cracker (food related)

Man i love my cheez wiz

cheez wiz by brett calvin September 20, 2006