Brendan's definitions

Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu

Maori word meaning "The place where Tamatea, the man with the big knees, who slid, climbed and swallowed mountains, known as 'landeater', played his flute to his loved one". 2nd longest place name in the world with 126 characters after "krungthep mahanakhon udomrajniwes mahasatarn amorn pimarn avaltarnsatit sakatattiya visanukram prasit" which is another name for the Thai capital Bangkok.

One day I will go to Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu!

by brendan May 20, 2004

Moleschievious

Used to describe someone who gives off the impression that they are a pedophile, or has some other equally deviant sexual desire to molest something or someone.

Check out that guy over there hanging out in the childrens' underwear section. He's totally moleschievious.

by Brendan January 2, 2004

Triangle

A musical instrument played by people in the special department that ride the short bus to school.

by Brendan October 4, 2003

tendys sweet

a warrior rabbit that wants to fuck amy rose from sonic the hedgehog and is friends with bububu

tendys 1

by brendan December 20, 2003

JBY

Acronym 4 Just Be Yourself. - The best way NOT to pick up hotties.

Dexter: How do i find a female humanthropid that i can make sex with?
AFC: JBY man.

by brendan May 13, 2004

The Dons

Aberdeen FC

''The Dons play at Pittodrie''

by Brendan April 7, 2003

dihydrogen monoxide

Dihydrogen Monoxide (DHMO) is a colorless and odorless chemical compound, also referred to by some as Dihydrogen Oxide, Hydrogen Hydroxide, Hydronium Hydroxide, or simply Hydric acid. Its basis is the unstable radical Hydroxide, the components of which are found in a number of caustic, explosive and poisonous compounds such as Sulfuric Acid, Nitroglycerine and Ethyl Alcohol.
For more detailed information, including precautions, disposal procedures and storage requirements, refer to the Material Safety Data Sheet (MSDS) for Dihydrogen Monoxide.
...Dihydrogen monoxide is water/H20.

Dihydrogen Monoxide as a toxic or carcinogenic substance (as it does with better known chemicals such as hydrochloric acid and saccharine), DHMO is a constituent of many known toxic substances, diseases and disease-causing agents, environmental hazards and can even be lethal to humans in quantities as small as a thimbleful.

by brendan December 9, 2004