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wiccan action

The act of using witchcraft or magic, possibly with vengeful results. From the corruption of the phrase "wicking action"
Guild Wars User:"Those Charr won't die, time for some wiccan action!" <puts hex on charr>
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UMD

Unburnable Media Disc. The read-only disc used in a Sony Playstation Portable. Made to be unburnable because people would make UMD Mix-discs which hold loads of songs or even more using a GBA emulator and a GSM player. Not to mention burning copies of commercial games. Destined for failure.
Ever since I got homebrew on my PSP, I haven't used the UMD.
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555

The number of Wiccans, their official symbol (the pentacle) having 5 points, 5 letter "A"s, and 5 lines (minus the circle). This is in contrast to 666 and 777. 111 is 1/5 of 555, 1/6 of 666, and 1/7 of 777. Also can be pressed in a chat room if you're into that sort of thing.

Did I remember to mention that there's 5 elements too? Earth, Air, Water, Fire, and Spirit.
A Witch's sacred number is 555, a Satanist's 666, and a Christian's number would be 777.

Press 555 if you're Pagan.
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pagant

A beauty pageant held in a forest, usually around the end of daylight savings time, where everyone featured is required to arrive there naked. A portmanteu of pagan and pageant (however, some pagans are less cycle-accurate and wear clothes)
"Tira and Morgana went to the pagant and almost forgot to not wear clothes." "After receiving their WICcan checks, Nefeteri and Hrothgar decided to go to the pagant to spend the money on Burger King scented incense and candles."
by Braveheart's thirst for blood January 13, 2007
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pope on a rope

A Pope that has or is in the process of being martyred by means of hanging by the neck with a noosed rope. Compare Christ on a stick.
Back in the first few centuries of Papacy many times you saw a pope on a rope.
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microwaveablelessness

Lacking the ability to be safely be heated by a microwave oven. Things that have microwaveablelessness include 12 oz. soda cans, pressurized cans of R-12, chicken eggs in their shells, sealed film canisters filled with water, dry ice bombs, mercury thermometers, electronics, and lithium-ion batteries.
Saddam learned the hard way about the microwaveablelessness of a camping propane cylinder. He almost lost his house.
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gay boy advance

1. A fanboy term for the Nintendo Gameboy Advance.
2. Said of a man who devotes all of his life's cpu cycles to being the gayest thing going. Talks with a lisp and is all over the other boys. A young gay man who's severely 'advanced' into the gay stage.
1. "You still playing that gay boy advance? They got PSP now!"
2. "That paragon is such a gay boy advance. He keeps making suggestive motions toward the elementalists with his spear."
by Braveheart's thirst for blood January 13, 2007
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