What you say to a namasty or thot that won't shut the fuck up long enough for you to enjoy a nice beer and burger without hearing about the planet and our impact and the universe.
by Brangelina's Bastard March 08, 2019
I was so embarrassed! I was commando and when my skirt slid up, I left a trail of slot snot on his mom's new couch!
by Brangelina's Bastard March 05, 2019
Beth had the most amazing googoocluster after Mardi Gras. Glitter and confetti and beads! I swear, she even had the baby from the king cake stuck in her slot snot!
by Brangelina's Bastard March 06, 2019
I came back from the beach with so much googrit I had to walk up the stairs sideways. My poor little pearl!
by Brangelina's Bastard March 06, 2019
I warned him I was getting a wax tomorrow and had a little stubble puss but he was balls-deep before he figured out I was really rocking a 5 o'clock shad-ow! He got me back a week later when he turned a lovely 69 into an angry dragon.
by Brangelina's Bastard March 06, 2019