Definitions by Brangelina's Bastard

namaste-the-fuck-away

What you say to a namasty or thot that won't shut the fuck up long enough for you to enjoy a nice beer and burger without hearing about the planet and our impact and the universe.

Namaste-the-fuck-away Ashley, I'm in no mood.

namaste-the-fuck-away by Brangelina's Bastard March 8, 2019

googrit 

debris caught in slot snot

I came back from the beach with so much googrit I had to walk up the stairs sideways. My poor little pearl!

googrit by Brangelina's Bastard March 6, 2019

googoocluster 

googrit consisting of large, unusual or fascinating matter

Beth had the most amazing googoocluster after Mardi Gras. Glitter and confetti and beads! I swear, she even had the baby from the king cake stuck in her slot snot!

googoocluster by Brangelina's Bastard March 6, 2019

5 o'clock shad-ow!

stubble puss like a wire brush on the unsuspecting peen

I warned him I was getting a wax tomorrow and had a little stubble puss but he was balls-deep before he figured out I was really rocking a 5 o'clock shad-ow! He got me back a week later when he turned a lovely 69 into an angry dragon.

5 o'clock shad-ow! by Brangelina's Bastard March 6, 2019

slot snot 

vaginal discharge

I was so embarrassed! I was commando and when my skirt slid up, I left a trail of slot snot on his mom's new couch!

slot snot by Brangelina's Bastard March 5, 2019