Turkel

An expulsion of gas from the urethra. The male queef.

Mark: 'Man, I think I'm gonna throw up. On the car ride over here Simon was Turkeling up a storm!"

by Braderg July 09, 2010

Torgo

Erectile dysfunction.

In the 1966 film 'Manos: The Hands Of Fate" The character Torgo had great difficulty standing up after being awoken by Manos.

Jake: "Linda's mad at me. I was pullin' a Torgo last night"
Douglas: "huh..."

by Braderg July 12, 2010