Brad Slocum's definitions

bacon pie

A delicious dish, native to Central New York State (Upstate). The first recorded bacon pie was baked for the celebration of Noah Cook's birthday.
A bacon pie consists of 3 pounds of slightly pre-cooked bacon baked in a pie crust. It is agreed that it is a beautiful dish to behold, and its taste a unique and wonderous thing. Bacon pie is usually only consumed with root beer.

We are the few, the select, the elite, for we only have partaken of the Pie. You have not, and are therefore inferior.

"Hey Noah, your mom's making us some bacon pie for dinner, right?"

by Brad Slocum October 10, 2005

hot beans

Exlamatory phrase to describe pleasure one feels due to pleasing/superior characteristics of something, in reference to the pleasure of consuming heated beans of whatever kind.
Often used by people who rebel against the mainstream'd phrase 'cool beans,' which seems to denote pleasure in comparison to unheated beans.

Friend 1: I just got the new _______ CD!
Friend 2: Hot beans! Cany you burn me a copy?

by Brad Slocum December 28, 2005

iplod

an insulting term for any type of apple music device

dillon's an apple whore and got an iplod with "dillon murray master of the universe" laser engraved on it

by Brad Slocum May 13, 2005

on time and on top

An expression, often used as a greeting, referring to one's status of punctuality, and also pleasure, as well as success.

Dude 2: "What shakin', man?"
Dude 1: "On time and on top!"
Dude 2: "Totally, dude! The party just started, like, a minute ago! And nice Mercedes, by the way. Who's the babe?"

by Brad Slocum July 8, 2006

ionsulting

a word describing a not particularly insulting phrase

"your mom" is played out and ionsulting

by Brad Slocum May 13, 2004

mapple

an insulting term for any Apple company product excluding the ipod (see iplod)

I hate how no public school can aford anything other than mapples

by Brad Slocum February 25, 2005

breacation

(noun) When there is, for whatever, reason, time off from your job or school, and you choose to spend that time away from your home/town. Differs from vacation in that you are not taking extra time off from work/education, but are using the time off given to you to travel.

For the Thanksgiving holiday, I took a breacation to Pennslyvania instead of hanging with my extended family at home.

by Brad Slocum December 28, 2005