Bowslosski's definitions

Punched a shark

To succeed in business despite powerful management trying to hold you back

I started in the mailroom of an international bank and I became CEO. I really punched a shark!

by Bowslosski October 4, 2023

Sausage roll

A sausage roll is a silly sausage of a man boy that keeps rolling in his car, chasing money and chasing ladies as though he still had potential in his life. But he long since failed

Look at Jude still going on shopping tours of Asian cities like his good education is still going to get him that stock market job. I heard he’s not even living for romantic love anymore. What a sausage roll!

by Bowslosski December 19, 2023

Rainbow hedgehog

A rainbow hedgehog is a gay man who has gone camping instead of just living in a city cbd

Look at Mel over there by the campfire. He is dancing around with a lemon vodka cruiser while everyone else has a beer to sit with, looking at the fire . What a rainbow hedgehog!

by Bowslosski November 21, 2023

Crossing the streams

When 2 tv streaming services combine to create a super streaming service that offers less product but charges more

David: “Those pricks at Hulu have closed my subscription and are asking for more money for a new service”
Veronica:” That’s terrible!! They are crossing the streams too much! Come give me a big hug”

by Bowslosski January 27, 2025