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Definitions by Bowslosski

Naughty adult elf 

A naughty adult elf is a tall man in middle to upper management that behaves himself all year but, at the Christmas party, be drinks,dances and misbehaves
Look at Chris over there on the dancefloor! He has a family at home but he’s up there dancing with little Xiaoping! What a naughty adult elf!!
Naughty adult elf by Bowslosski November 1, 2023

Naughty adult elf 

A naughty adult elf is a middle to upper management man who behaves himself all year round but at the company Christmas party, he plays up by drinking,dancing and kissing the secretary
Did you see Chris last night on the dance floor? I thought he had a family but he was kissing little Xiaoping!!! What a naughty adult elf!!
Naughty adult elf by Bowslosski October 31, 2023

Punched a shark 

To succeed in business despite powerful management trying to hold you back
I started in the mailroom of an international bank and I became CEO. I really punched a shark!
Punched a shark by Bowslosski October 4, 2023

Moody octopus 

A moody octopus is a man that is sometimes happy and sometimes grumpy around women. He has octopus arms,usually on a nightclub dance floor, by reaching for the ladies too much
I was just dancing, Maria, and that guy who yelled at me in the queue to get in, just wanted to grind up on me from behind. What a moody octopus.
Moody octopus by Bowslosski August 16, 2023