Definitions by BotswananGovernmentActivist

Botswanan Sky Incident

A horrific tragedy that occurred in Botswana on February 21st 2021 after the entire elephant population concentrated on one side of the country, causing it to flip over and send 30 Botswanans (roughly 50% of the population) hurtling into the sky. The population has never recovered.

Why are there so few people here? was there a "Botswanan Sky incident".

Botswanan Sky Incident by BotswananGovernmentActivist April 24, 2026

Botswanan Sky Incident

A horrific tragedy that occurred in Botswana on February 21st 2021 after the entire elephant population concentrated on one side of the country, causing it to flip over and send 30 Botswanans (roughly 50% of the population) hurtling into the sky. The population has never recovered.

Why are there so few people here? was there a "Botswanan Sky incident".

Botswanan Sky Incident by BotswananGovernmentActivist April 24, 2026

Black DVD

An absolute masterpiece in pre 2000s cultural cinema. starring Bang Crockley

"What did you think of Black DVD?"
"I could never love something as much as black DVD, so I left my wife"

Black DVD by BotswananGovernmentActivist December 10, 2025

Chuddlewood

A steep, dire, unforgiving avenue of fucking slums within an otherwise liveable city. Malfunctioning boilers and electrics, rats, mould and damp are common features amongst this depressing region. Every day that grinds past rots away at the thin vernir of a pleasant life, leaving behind only a husk of misery and despair

"I fucking hate my Chuddlewood life"

Chuddlewood by BotswananGovernmentActivist December 10, 2025