Definitions by Boris Bridge

Whelk

A person as stupid as the sea snail that shares the name.

You tried to scam call me and didn't even hide your ID, you whelk.

Whelk by Boris Bridge August 8, 2023

Farage 

Verb. The phenomenon of aging faster than is normal, due to being a hateful cunt.

That mouthpiece on Twitter has really started to farage in recent years.

Farage by Boris Bridge May 30, 2023

Brexit 

A self-inflicted disaster, requiring a distinct lack of sense.

If you want to completely brexit a bridge from Ireland to Mainland Europe, get the guy who couldn't build a bridge across the Thames.

Brexit by Boris Bridge March 21, 2021