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Definitions by BootypipeSucker

Minge Muncher 

A woman/man who likes to eat pussy
"Goodness gracious Tabitha, I was crocheting a cap for my great grandson when Ethel came knocking at my door"

"My word, Bessie whatever did she want, I thought you two had a falling out"

"You're quite right, Tabitha. I believe she wanted to reconcile and engage in lesbian activities"

"Heavens! At 105 she is still a minge muncher?"

"Quite right! Would you care to?

"Oh! I would be honoured!"
Minge Muncher by BootypipeSucker January 12, 2015

Clitrocious 

"I went down on Becky the other night"

"Oh yeah? How did it go?"

"It was terrible, her vagina was clitrocious! I almost threw up in her box"
Clitrocious by BootypipeSucker January 12, 2015

Gash smashing 

The rubbing of two vaginas together vigorously.
"Did you and Chloe get together?"

"Fuck yeah, we had a mad as gash smashing sesh"
Gash smashing by BootypipeSucker January 12, 2015