Oh my fucking god, I am trying to piss, but I think all that cum has given me clogged-fanny. Call the ambulance, please!
by BootypipeSucker February 14, 2017
To have sexual intercourse with an old lady.
by BootypipeSucker January 12, 2015
When you gather your fecal matter from the toilet bowl and form it into a desirable phallic shape that you then proceed to freeze solid so that you can then fuck your anus or vagina with a totally unique dildo.
Damn, I fucking love it when you fuck my ass with your frozen shit dildo. When it is almost defrosted, can you jam it all the way in so I can re-shit it out later?
by BootypipeSucker February 14, 2017