Rubbing Cabbage

When you are so vegan that you refuse to come in contact with any form of meat. So rather than having intercourse with a different sex, you'd instead get off by rubbing vegtables against your genitalia.

Also known as "Clapping Vegan Cheeks"

I only get off to rubbing cabbage, I ain't no fake vegan fucking those meaty people.

by Booty Consumer November 15, 2018

Gary Busey's Lips

So succulent....
So moist...

Love in it's purist form is Gary Busey's Lips

by Booty Consumer September 21, 2021

Catch This Dick

Similar to catching these hands but more threatening and dangerous. Can be used as a threat, question or exclamation.

Past tense: Caught This Dick

Threat: "YOU DONT BACK UP, YOU GONNA CATCH THIS DICK"

Question: "You trying to catch this dick baby?"

Exclamation: *smacks lips* "Beat you ain't ready to catch this dick"

by Booty Consumer November 20, 2018

Caught This Dick

The past tense of Catch This Dick, implys that you or someone had gotten the dick.

Also used as "Caught That Dick"

"That fucker wouldn't back up so he caught this dick"

by Booty Consumer November 20, 2018