Flopping Fish

Like the motor boat when one places their face in someones cleavage, only this is done with your hand.
With fingers pointed to the middle of her cleavage, I wedge my tips in between her tits and gave her a flopping fish.
by Boots of Chinese Plastic 7 December 17, 2011
mugGet the Flopping Fishmug.

bad mom wednesday

The day Lisa realized that referring to her red-headed children as "struck matches" is actually a racial slur....

Struck match meaning a term used by Daman Wayans to describe really, really black people.
Did you know I have been referring to my children as struck matches to the mothers at my kids catholic school ? This is definitely a bad mom Wednesday

In response Ashley says "you should subscribe to urbandictionary.com so you will have less of those embarrassing race related moments!"
mugGet the bad mom wednesdaymug.