4 definitions by BoomerKingdom
by BoomerKingdom December 12, 2019
Late 40’/Early 50’s.... Drives a Volkswagen. Occasional Drinker. Works as a Waitress to support her kids after the divorce. Least liked mom at the school since she experienced her midlife crisis last june where she accused the moms at the bake sale for putting peanuts in the cookies.
John- “Did you hear about how Donna divorced her husband because he bought her a Volkswagen instead of a Mercedes for her 50th birthday”
Kellie- “I know... crazy right?!”
Kellie- “I know... crazy right?!”
by BoomerKingdom December 12, 2019
Abigail- “Jason always picks his nose in english class... and he’s in 12th grade!!“
Maria- “omggg let’s get this on snapchat”
Maria- “omggg let’s get this on snapchat”
by BoomerKingdom December 12, 2019