Definitions by Boom stick

trashville 

Shitty modern country music coming out of Nashville Tennessee which gets closer and closer to regular pop music every day. It may also consist of country songs of people singing about themselves and how much better their life is/was than yours. You know, the kind of talk your grandparents give you, such as “where I come from” or “back in my day” type of conversations.

Examples: Boys round here by Blake Sheldon, Whiskey glasses by Morgan Wallen, God’s country by Blake Sheldon, Meant to be by Bebe Rexha.

I can’t stand the music coming out of trashville these days.

The only thing on the radio is trashville music.

trashville by Boom stick August 10, 2019

(insert politician here) supporter 

Someone who thinks their favorite politician is the best one in the world. Their politician can do no wrong and anyone who supports anyone else is a dumbass racist redneck twig boy idiot

Guy 1: who’s your favorite politician?
Guy 2: I’m kind of an (insert politician here) supporter.
Guy 1: OH MY GOD YOU RACIST SEXIST IDIOT
Guy 1: Whoa what are you talking about?

(insert politician here) supporter by Boom stick August 9, 2019

Truth 

A word that is banned at the CNN headquarters

Here’s the truth.
CNN CEO: you’re fired

Truth by Boom stick August 9, 2019

Twig boy 

A person who is skinny as hell, to the point where your worried about their health. They are the type of person who needs help opening pickle jars. They are usually big city dwellers and adopt left leaning policies, they also are usually Bernie bros. Their skin is SUPER pale because they haven’t seen the sun in 6 years. They don’t have a single peice of body hair. You bet your ass they drive a Prius. They also are sometimes, but not always bugmen. They usually have vegan diets and drink soya milk. They are most famous for being quoted in the pilot episode of king of the hill.

Hey look at that twig boy over there.

Twig boy by Boom stick August 9, 2019

2012 

2012 was the BEST year. I don’t care what anybody else says. Also, people thought the world was gonna end, it was like Y2K all over again.

I wish I could go back to 2012.

2012 by Boom stick August 9, 2019

Gun 

The thing politicians want to ban so you have no chance of fighting back when they become tyrannical.

Where’d I put my gun?

Gun by Boom stick August 9, 2019

School

HELL

Fuck school

School by Boom stick August 7, 2019