Bookworm Beauty's definitions

pretty girl problems

Problems hot girls have that no one else could relate to. Like having to close your Facebook or Instagram due to 1,000 random friend requests daily. Or being fired for making the bosses wife uncomfortable because you are too attractive.

"My girlfriend can't even eat by herself without some random dude sliding into the booth with her!!!" Jeez dawg. Sounds like pretty girl problems

by Bookworm Beauty March 6, 2019

porno lady

Respectful term for a porn star

Is the porno lady featuring at that strip club tonight?

by Bookworm Beauty March 6, 2019

housemom

A dressing room attendant of a strip club

Who is that older lady walking to the dressing room? Is she about to dance? "No, she is just a housemom. She has hairspray, food, and all that stuff back there."

by Bookworm Beauty March 6, 2019

Wuccii

Wanna-be Gucci. The girl at the strip club that says she is too good to dances, too good to twerk and too good to ask for a tip but is always sitting around smoking, broke and available.

That girl is always saying she only made $10 but I never see her talking to dudes!!! "Yeah, she's a Wuccii."

by Bookworm Beauty March 6, 2019

Booty Blinded

To see someone and experience so much phsyical attraction that everything they say or do is seen through rose colored glasses. Generally applies to a pre-sexual relationship. Can apply to either gender, though men are more often the victims of this.

1. Dang, can't she see he's a doughbag? "No, she's booty blinded." 2. Dang, he just gave her his card number on the first date???? "He is so booty blinded."

by Bookworm Beauty March 7, 2019

politician answer

An answer that neither conforms nor denies anything.

So is there really sex in the champagne room? "Well I have never had to give any money back yet!" What you a politician? That's a politician answer!!! Yes or no!!!

by Bookworm Beauty March 8, 2019

Fin Dom

A lady who dominates a man's finances. Opposite of a sugar baby. Tells the guy what he will do with his money at all times. These are usually customers of adult industry workers but not always.

Yeah, girl, I gave this guy my past due rent notice on the first date and he paid it!!! "Ooh!! Teach me how to fin dom!!"

by Bookworm Beauty February 17, 2019